Monday, October 7, 2024

Arkham Knight

 This imbecile game does not deserver a screenshot.

Arkham Asylum - no words needed.

Arkham City - even less words needed.

Arkham Origins - who made this?

Arkham Knight - what the hell were Rocksteady thinking?

My first 9 deaths in the game were trying to take down the blasted coolant on the Knight's tank. My other 5 deaths in the game were in the tunnels with the Knight in a mining contraption. After which I Alf-F4-ed the bastard and uninstalled it.

When you can play a game on any difficulty for 12 hours without dying and then this "tank" mechanism kills you without explaining what the hell it expects from you, the game developer messed up, big time.

What bugs me, what really eats me up, what really aggravates me is that the Batmobile is supposed to be this nimble thing. But the Knight's tank is a high-precision Formular 1 racer compared to my lemon Batmobile. Even the hellish mining machine runs at Formula 1 speeds compared to the sluggish Batmobile.

WTH?

The second biggest, most annoying, completely unnecessary component of the game is when you die, the goddamns speech before the loading screen. I think that more than the game itself made me shut this mess down.

What an absolutely sourly cacophonic note on which to end a classical symphony of balanced gameplay.

Rest in peace and go to hell Arkham Knight.

October 7, 2024.

Arkham Knight

 This imbecile game does not deserver a screenshot. Arkham Asylum - no words needed. Arkham City - even less words needed. Arkham Origins - ...